Saturday 5 May 2012

Editor’s Throne

Welcome!

After a two week hiatus the Bucks Freedom Press is back with some exciting new features and news stories coming up in the following weeks. Look out for our new series A-Z of Walks in Buckinghamshire. Actually, if may be A-W as we have yet to find a X, Y or Z but we are taking our inspiration from Ivor’s Wycombe A-Z so who knows what he will turn up with his extensive research.

Meanwhile, the Bucks Freedom Press has compiled an Idioticon of Ivor in tribute to the sterling work he has produced over the last 5 years or so:


A is for Apples


A
                                   
Angel, Towering - see Xmas Tree 
Apples  
Architecture – see Brutalist




 

B is for Bins
 


B
 
Benches – Proper wooden ones
Bigun Hall
Bins
Biscuits - see Xmas Presents 
Boiler
Booker Bombers
Brutalist – see Architecture
Buildings



Wycombe Hospital -  "a wonderful building
 and a marvellous piece of brutalist architecture"
   
 
A wooden Bench
in the Churchyard

 

Cheese Triangles
Christmas Dinner – known
    as the Blog from the Bog
Chuckle
Churchyard
Controversy

 
Lunch


D

Déjà vu



"Draughty Wind Tunnel" in need of
a "proper" roof

E 

Eden Centre - “the shopping
complex”
Edna - On-off lady friend

             
F

Fescues
Fizzy Pop
Fiction
Fish Paste Sandwiches
Fountain for Frogmoor





G

Greenhouse – See Industrial Sized
Groundhog Day

 

One day the Bigun Estate
will be bordered by magnificent
horse chestnut trees




H

Heating Cupboard

"Honest" Ivor 
Historic
Horse Chestnut
Humble


 





I
                                                                
Industrial sized (see Greenhouse)         
Innuendo
Intermittent Walking Disorder
Internet Man of Mystery
     
J

Joke
                                      
K

Knotted Hanky
Knowledge – see Learning               




"when they moved the library
 I stopped learning"



 
L

Learning (ceased after re-location 
           of Library)
Library Gardens
Lie Down




M

Magnificent
Marlow
Moaning
Motor Cars – see trusty






N


Neighbours – see TV
New Fangled
Newlands Bus Station (an example of
        how much better life was in the Seventies)
Nuclear Physics

 
O

All Saints Parish Church

Obese


P 

THAT blog …….
Pocket Billiards
Powers that be - see WDC
Proper
Purity 
Parish Church
Perambulation

Q

Quantum Physics

 



A "Recycling" Bin
 R

Recycling = Black Bins & Blogs    
Research
Rose Tinted Spectacles – see Seventies







S

Sandwiches                                         
Seventies see Rose Tinted 
Shed = Shredding = Sunglassses 
South Pavilion
String Vest





T

Television - see Neighbours
Trusty


 
U                                                            V

                                                                           Valued Comment
Unreal                                                   Vehicles - see Trusty

W

West Wycombe (World’s End)
WDC - see Powers that be


Xmas Present or Snack?
 X

Xmas Presents – see Biscuits    
Xmas Tree – see Angel, Towering

Y

Yobs

Z

Zero (Tolerance for other bloggers?)


What would YOU like to add to our A-Z of Ivor?

 



8 comments:

Anonymous said...

WDC (the Powers that be!)

Lorrainej said...

Hi Morag, you didn't waste much time, hope you had a good break. I am away at the moment. I see Lawrence is on the warpath, hope you can ignore him, I can't always manage to, lol. How was your little duck, and the lodgers, good I hope.

Morag said...

How could I have forgotten that? I will add it on straight away.. thank you!

Morag said...

Hi Lorraine, all good here. See my comment to JBB on Bucks Freedom Press News re very exciting duck news! Enjoy your break.
P.S. I thought I heard some distant braying somewhere. Hee Haw!

gotanybiscuits? said...

F for fish paste sandwiches

Morag said...

Added! Thank you :-)

Edna Welthorpe said...

E, for Edna: Ivor's only known lady-friend to date.

Morag said...

Edna was already included in the Zoo and I have tried not to duplicate here. However, I have now made an exception for such an important person in Ivor's life.

Edna,do let me know if you would like to submit an article updating us on this very special relationship.

All other contributions to the Bucks Freedom Press are welcome. Drop me a comment or email iloveivor@hotmail.co.uk