|Alberto the Goat|
(actually I couldn't decide between a goat OR a dog with a bone )
Endlessly repeats unsuitable things it has read about.
Has trust issues. Favourite word "LIAR!"
|Ivor the Dinosaur|
Ivor's job is to provoke comment and he excels at this. He comes from the Liz Jones School of Journalism and has been annoying readers for years. Despite this, he attracted many witty and intelligent posters. His blog had a real community feel to it which was fun to read. Unfortunately, many felt that he overstepped the line six months ago and moved to another site. Who can blame them? That was the start of Lawrence and Alberto's reign of terror. They soon moved in and grew in confidence.
"Like a good pub a good blog should encourage (and protect) the diversity and richness of all human conversations that pass there" MICK FEALTY The Telegraph
Sadly, Ivor and Steve the Chicken fail to appreciate this.
|Lorraine loves Ivor and is his most ardent fan. |
|Procopius! - Waspish with a sting in |
|Demoness - Always ready to wade in|
|Mel - Animal Lover not afraid to speak her mind|
|Nic - Independent thinker|
never afraid to raise her head above the parapet
|The Wise PCC - comments always good value and highly respected|
|Brachyura - World Record Holder|
Rarely seen but always makes a welcome contribution when he turns up.
Would like to hear more from him
|Usvelt - Sheep in Wolf's Clothing|
Bleats on endlessly.....
|Piggy Dave has an unhealthy obsession with sandwiches (and BBC2!)|
|Got any biscuits?|
No, sorry I ate them all. Have a nice carrot stick instead?
|Ivor's Best Friend|
"Waiting out the Storm"
The following frames are left blank because they are always drowned out by Lawrence. We are never given a chance to get to know them. How many other voices are waiting to be heard? How many have been put off, never to return?
Who would you like me to put inside?